XNOXEUS (''Flamin’ Hot Philosopher'')

Think Plato... but dipped in a bottle of hot sauce and force-fed Reddit conspiracies. The bright red resin feels like it’s still smoking, and there’s a hint of golden lava dripping down like the sculpture’s brain is overheating from too many hard truths. This isn't your typical thinker — this guy’s been through it. The backside tells you why: society, control, manipulation. He’s thinking, yes — but mostly about how to burn it all down and start fresh. It’s chaotic wisdom, with flavor.